
I am So Awesome Man! I was born on Planet Awesome™, and after monitoring your planet through the 1980's and 1990's (Your Time) we have concluded (what has been our general feeling all along) that your planet is Awesome. After determining that a planet and its inhabitants meet a certain criteria for being awesome through a process called "The Planetary Probationary Awesomeness Discovery Period", we travel to your planet for vacation to partake in the awesomeness, and share some of the awesomeness that we enjoy back on Planet Awesome. I've just arrived recently, landing in a small town in the United States. I rather not disclose the name at this time, seeing that I'm in the process of creating a marketing arrangement for the town to be renamed Awesomeville™ in a deal similar to the one of Half.com (see: designobserver.com article), and others—this is how I plan to pay for my expenses while here (Awesomelings are hard workers just like you Earthlings). I understand that this Awesomeville™ deal may be ways off, so I have decided to create a social network with my friends, Squad Studios.
Where do I find you So Awesome Man? - If you have mental communication technology, as we do on Planet Awesome™, you can look outside on a clear night when the stars and moon are shining bright and think of me I will open a communication channel with you, like mental Bluetooth, and we can shoot the breeze. However, I realize that your technologies, although awesome, may not have the ability yet to interface with ours, so I have set up some Earth-native-systems for now. I might have missed some important communication systems or channels for this festival you Earth people are calling "Web 2.0", so please feel free to help me out by sending me an invite or friend-request.
I have used an image from Nasa to give you a perspective of where Planet Awesome™ is, it is not exactly accurate, but similar enough visually that I thought it was appropriate. I have read the guidelines of Nasa image use, and believe that I'm using the image accordingly. I'm not attributing the image to Pingnews.com, however I did find it via Pingnews.com on flickr, but pingnews is neither the creator nor the owner of these materials.